The End By Alton Murphy

The End


Everybody saw this coming, what did the people expect. I can’t help but feel remorseful. Problems, Problems they can’t control, Problems that have no effect on their lives, they will be the first to die. Who knew? I did. The voters did too. But they were too busy listening to the hate, the option of one. Sure maybe “The one” had a valid reason to do what she did. But there is no reason to take millions of innocent people on this odium driven tirade. Democracy on papers sounds great, but there is a fine line between Democracy and a Dictatorship. How many times have you voted for a person not an issue? Probably every time. You vote for what somebody else wants, and you follow suit. If you really cared that much about your beliefs, you would vote for people the world has never heard of, from a political party you know nothing about. Sure you’re still free to vote for who you really want, and for the issues you feel are most imperative, but who’s to say they we’re essential in the first place. Not the people.
Its funny how when you facing devastation, you worry more about everybody else, and not yourself. Our free will power house is about to face The End, and I’m wasting my final minutes going on extensive political Jamba. I should be reminiscing on the regrets in my life, then find the glee in the otherwise grey life I’ve lead.
I regret choosing a career. It’s would have been nice to take the job route, wake up every day, same job same people, close to home, close to family, friends. But I took the career course. Every decision you make can make or break your entire life, no time for family or friends. New people every year, different setting every year as well, working and working to reach that elite status. Reaching it, but still never happy. I regret cheating on my wife. Wait….No, I don’t really regret that. I do regret getting married, but not the whole cheating thing. I never loved her, I loathed her. Then why get married? Who knows, if you’re married right now, don’t question it, and just go along with it. As soon as you question it that’s when tiny little impulses kick in. That sounds hard but trust me, if you want to remain happy never question marriage, it becomes quick sand as soon as you do.
Friends, I have friends, and I’m glad I did. Because if I didn’t, I’d be somebody’s lunch right now. More like an appetizer, I’m only a Buck 50.
Larry, my buddy Larry, my best friend since I became an adult. Adult friendships are the most important; I was never interested in keeping up with kids I went to school with. To talk to them I had to dumb myself up. I can’t do that, still can’t. I feel I’m smarter than everybody and I don’t mind letting them know that. But Larry is the exception. He dumb sure, Lazy, worthless 80% of the time, but he knows it, and accepts it. That’s hard to find. He makes it seem as if he knows something others don’t. I admire that. While he’s at home playing video games in sweat pants, drinking orange soda and eating god knows what, I’m working, fighting with my wife, drinking, smoking, and watching a giant assortment of porn. Why are me and Larry such good friends? Because he’s the only person I feel is smarter than me. Here I am taking life serious, slipping into a psychotic episode because my job is stressful, and Larry just leveled up on Pirate Wars.
He’s a good friend, the kind a guy a man needs when he faces an episode he doesn’t want to be a man about. Like a death in the family or what have you. I just wish there was more I could have done to stop what happened from happening. I did everything I could. I did everything I could. I did everything I could.
Allison Taylor, the avenger for a Munch free USA. Every bad event in the last year can be traced back to her. Mayor Allison Taylor, Beautiful, smart, interesting, the whole package as far as a woman goes. She just wasn’t book kind of smart. She was street smart. She knows how to read people and manipulate them, happened to me. As a member of the media it is my job to report accurate accounts of current events. But not with Allison. When word caught wind that she was using tax payer money to pay for a new hot tub, guess who the first to test out the waters was? My wife…. But me soon after.
Yes, the crazy love triangle that is my life. I love my wife, my wife loves Allison, Allison likes sex with me, and when my wife found out the sex I gave Allison was so good, all of a sudden she wanted it. So if you’re interested here’s how a twisted Sexcapade begins. Allison used her body for good press. She fucks me, I write a fluff piece about all the good she does in the community. My wife being the selfish person she is doesn’t want me to have something to myself, so she seduces Allison, and the rest is Damp history.
To me the word regret does not exist. If I make a decision it’s mine. The word regret is an excuse. Besides certain words that shouldn’t exist, some phrases should be eliminated. Like “do what’s best for you”. Talk about excuses. Those words are the biggest reason for quitting, because the majority of the time what’s best for you, is giving up.


Alton Murphy

What The Hell Is Sex Therapy?

Good question right? Of course it is. Unless you've died recently, you know Tiger Woods is a sex addict. He is being treated right now for this extremely dangerous disorder. Symptoms include Sex, Cigarettes, Pain in the jaw from smiling too much, and SEX. Now I know some people have the need to hide the pumpkin roll more than they should, or in places they shouldn't. But this isn't a normal person. This is a celeb issue. My question is when does the therapy end. Therapy and Rehab are like iphone App's, they do not END!!! "Oh you have a drinking problem, there's rehab for that, Oh you like to puff the meth every now and then, there's a rehab for that, Hmm you love sex, well there is in fact a Therapy/rehab for that. It's crazy. Sex therapy? So celebs can't be scummy anymore. I compare it to the columbine Kids, everyone was lining up to give them excuses. The parents, the music, the movies, the kids. I've said it my whole life, why can't people just be crazy, and why can't Tiger just be scummy. Some would say because of the sponsors. But you know damn well the ones that matter will always be there. In some cases if it's the right athlete, their worth more after a scandal. So the sponsors will be present. I'd love to see a scummy Tiger, punching children, dating porn stars, using the N-word. Take the Mike Tyson route, have Tiger stripes tattooed on his face.

So he cheats gets busted and he's a sex addicted? Maybe his wife is a crappy wife. Maybe she should go to crappy wife therapy, is there an app for that. I'm not going to let Tiger off that easy. In plain sight she seems like a good woman. But I'm saying for every celeb problem there has to be a Rehab now. Like the Real House Wife's of Orange County need to go to Ugly Old women bitch therapy. Spencer and Heidi = Douche Therapy. Charlie Sheen, Awesomeness therapy, and the list goes on.

What it all comes down to is Tiger was looked up to because he's great. He wasn't the goodie goody people are saying he use to be. He was a competitor, the best in the world. Now he's just another joke. He's TMZ's and Perez Hilton's wet dream. He's Darth Vader now, less man more machine. So what is Sex Therapy, It's a funny joke nobody got. But we all laughed anyway.

Uncensored????

For a blog that is called Tony Galloway Uncensored, Theres not enough Curse words. So I can make the name fit, here's some random BAD WORD's, for your reading pleasure.
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, ASS, BALLS BALLS BALLS. There i've saved the integrity of this blog's name

Tony Galloway

Moron Report 3-02

Moron Report 3-02

You know, there is no age requirement for being a Moron. Morons except young and old. This story proves just that. This story comes to us from Pittsburg CA,
Police say a fifth grader brought special Fruity Pebbles treats to school on Monday: they contained marijuana.

That’s the only way you can put a sad face on a such a happy food.
Police say they were contacted after several fifth graders at Stoneman Elementary School shared nibbles of the sugary treat.

Theirs your first mistake, you name the school Stoneman. Now if the school was called Drug Free-man, then there would be no problem.

I wonder what this family puts in there Sugar SMACKS, I’d love to see if this child could screw up Cheerios

Tony Galloway

News Nasty's 3/02

News Nasty’s 3-02

Well O.J. Simpson has decided he’d like to summit the jacket he wore when he was acquitted on murder charges some years back to the Smithsonian Institution. The Smithsonian responded kindly saying What would we want with a Tan suit jacket, Oh yeah and You’re a Murderer.

The line up for the upcoming season of dancing with the stars is out, and Kate Gosselin has spot on the show, Kate Gosselin was the star of John and Kate plus 8, a sad piece of reality Television. She says I’m perfect for this show I’ve spent the last 2 years dancing around my 15 minutes of fan.

Tiger Woods has returned to his home in Orlando Fl. He has been seen exercising, and sure enough, playing Golf. It’s good to see those club used for him instead of against his head.

Moron Report 2/23

Moron Report 2-23

Some Morons have to be told twice, some things have to be learned the first time there told, like for example, a designated driver, pretty simple concept right, Wrong,.

(Austin Texas) A man was charged with endangering a child, a state jail felony, after police said he allowed his 14-year-old niece to drive drunk Friday night, the man as well, was wasted.

Ok first off if you’re an uncle, don’t hang around Nieces, never works. Second, start with driving drunk up and down the driveway that’s a good exercise. Then teach her to ride a bike drunk for balance. Then drive drunk on some side streets for experience, Then only then, will they be ready for Designated Drunk uncle driving. I should write a book. “uncle Anthony’s under aged drinking and under aged drunk designated driving for dummies.

Tony Galloway

News Nasty's 2-23

News Nasty’s 2-23

Brooke Muller, wife to actor Charlie Sheen has switched rehab facilities over concerns about her privacy, according to published reports. She’s moving from the Canyon Rehab center in California, to smokeys Tavern and Rehab center in Texas.

A federal appeals court will re-examine the FCC fine it threw out against CBS over Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction" during the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show. They say the video should be reviewed every 2 months or so,alone in a private place.

Actor Paul Reubens aka Pee – Wee Herman was pulled over last Friday for going 50 mph in a 35 mph zone. It should have been a short here’s your ticket and I’m off situation, But the word of the day was speeding, and when the cop would ask if he was drinking he would only respond with I know you are but what am I.

Sluggerrr the Lion -- the mascot for the Kansas City Royals -- is accused of poking a fan's eye out with a Hot Dog during a Major League Baseball game last year ... and now the team is being sued over it. The man suing Sluggerr says he was just chill’in at a game last year when Slugger "climbed atop the third base dugout and started shooting hotdogs into the stands from an air gun."Then apparently that got boring because he dropped the gun, and starting chucking the meat snack food into the crowd hitting the man in the Eye. After hearing this The Royals sent Sluggerr the Lion with a head thats half Baseball Half lion back to the Hot Dog throwing minors.

Sarah Palin will be a guest on the Tonight with Jay Leno when the show reboots a week from now; Palin’s not new to the Tonight show she came on once while Conan Obrien was still host. She’ll be joined by celebrities she doesn’t know; talking about nothing, on a station she didn’t know existed till 2007. Promoting god knows what, for no good reason.

And in Irony news Job hunting website Monster.com is cutting 200 jobs.

Tony Galloway