What The Hell Is Sex Therapy?

Good question right? Of course it is. Unless you've died recently, you know Tiger Woods is a sex addict. He is being treated right now for this extremely dangerous disorder. Symptoms include Sex, Cigarettes, Pain in the jaw from smiling too much, and SEX. Now I know some people have the need to hide the pumpkin roll more than they should, or in places they shouldn't. But this isn't a normal person. This is a celeb issue. My question is when does the therapy end. Therapy and Rehab are like iphone App's, they do not END!!! "Oh you have a drinking problem, there's rehab for that, Oh you like to puff the meth every now and then, there's a rehab for that, Hmm you love sex, well there is in fact a Therapy/rehab for that. It's crazy. Sex therapy? So celebs can't be scummy anymore. I compare it to the columbine Kids, everyone was lining up to give them excuses. The parents, the music, the movies, the kids. I've said it my whole life, why can't people just be crazy, and why can't Tiger just be scummy. Some would say because of the sponsors. But you know damn well the ones that matter will always be there. In some cases if it's the right athlete, their worth more after a scandal. So the sponsors will be present. I'd love to see a scummy Tiger, punching children, dating porn stars, using the N-word. Take the Mike Tyson route, have Tiger stripes tattooed on his face.

So he cheats gets busted and he's a sex addicted? Maybe his wife is a crappy wife. Maybe she should go to crappy wife therapy, is there an app for that. I'm not going to let Tiger off that easy. In plain sight she seems like a good woman. But I'm saying for every celeb problem there has to be a Rehab now. Like the Real House Wife's of Orange County need to go to Ugly Old women bitch therapy. Spencer and Heidi = Douche Therapy. Charlie Sheen, Awesomeness therapy, and the list goes on.

What it all comes down to is Tiger was looked up to because he's great. He wasn't the goodie goody people are saying he use to be. He was a competitor, the best in the world. Now he's just another joke. He's TMZ's and Perez Hilton's wet dream. He's Darth Vader now, less man more machine. So what is Sex Therapy, It's a funny joke nobody got. But we all laughed anyway.