Moron Report 2/23

Moron Report 2-23

Some Morons have to be told twice, some things have to be learned the first time there told, like for example, a designated driver, pretty simple concept right, Wrong,.

(Austin Texas) A man was charged with endangering a child, a state jail felony, after police said he allowed his 14-year-old niece to drive drunk Friday night, the man as well, was wasted.

Ok first off if you’re an uncle, don’t hang around Nieces, never works. Second, start with driving drunk up and down the driveway that’s a good exercise. Then teach her to ride a bike drunk for balance. Then drive drunk on some side streets for experience, Then only then, will they be ready for Designated Drunk uncle driving. I should write a book. “uncle Anthony’s under aged drinking and under aged drunk designated driving for dummies.

Tony Galloway