Tuesday, March 16, 2010

What The Hell Is Sex Therapy?

Good question right? Of course it is. Unless you've died recently, you know Tiger Woods is a sex addict. He is being treated right now for this extremely dangerous disorder. Symptoms include Sex, Cigarettes, Pain in the jaw from smiling too much, and SEX. Now I know some people have the need to hide the pumpkin roll more than they should, or in places they shouldn't. But this isn't a normal person. This is a celeb issue. My question is when does the therapy end. Therapy and Rehab are like iphone App's, they do not END!!! "Oh you have a drinking problem, there's rehab for that, Oh you like to puff the meth every now and then, there's a rehab for that, Hmm you love sex, well there is in fact a Therapy/rehab for that. It's crazy. Sex therapy? So celebs can't be scummy anymore. I compare it to the columbine Kids, everyone was lining up to give them excuses. The parents, the music, the movies, the kids. I've said it my whole life, why can't people just be crazy, and why can't Tiger just be scummy. Some would say because of the sponsors. But you know damn well the ones that matter will always be there. In some cases if it's the right athlete, their worth more after a scandal. So the sponsors will be present. I'd love to see a scummy Tiger, punching children, dating porn stars, using the N-word. Take the Mike Tyson route, have Tiger stripes tattooed on his face.

So he cheats gets busted and he's a sex addicted? Maybe his wife is a crappy wife. Maybe she should go to crappy wife therapy, is there an app for that. I'm not going to let Tiger off that easy. In plain sight she seems like a good woman. But I'm saying for every celeb problem there has to be a Rehab now. Like the Real House Wife's of Orange County need to go to Ugly Old women bitch therapy. Spencer and Heidi = Douche Therapy. Charlie Sheen, Awesomeness therapy, and the list goes on.

What it all comes down to is Tiger was looked up to because he's great. He wasn't the goodie goody people are saying he use to be. He was a competitor, the best in the world. Now he's just another joke. He's TMZ's and Perez Hilton's wet dream. He's Darth Vader now, less man more machine. So what is Sex Therapy, It's a funny joke nobody got. But we all laughed anyway.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Uncensored????

For a blog that is called Tony Galloway Uncensored, Theres not enough Curse words. So I can make the name fit, here's some random BAD WORD's, for your reading pleasure.
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, ASS, BALLS BALLS BALLS. There i've saved the integrity of this blog's name

Tony Galloway

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Moron Report 3-02

Moron Report 3-02

You know, there is no age requirement for being a Moron. Morons except young and old. This story proves just that. This story comes to us from Pittsburg CA,
Police say a fifth grader brought special Fruity Pebbles treats to school on Monday: they contained marijuana.

That’s the only way you can put a sad face on a such a happy food.
Police say they were contacted after several fifth graders at Stoneman Elementary School shared nibbles of the sugary treat.

Theirs your first mistake, you name the school Stoneman. Now if the school was called Drug Free-man, then there would be no problem.

I wonder what this family puts in there Sugar SMACKS, I’d love to see if this child could screw up Cheerios

Tony Galloway

News Nasty's 3/02



News Nasty’s 3-02

Well O.J. Simpson has decided he’d like to summit the jacket he wore when he was acquitted on murder charges some years back to the Smithsonian Institution. The Smithsonian responded kindly saying What would we want with a Tan suit jacket, Oh yeah and You’re a Murderer.

The line up for the upcoming season of dancing with the stars is out, and Kate Gosselin has spot on the show, Kate Gosselin was the star of John and Kate plus 8, a sad piece of reality Television. She says I’m perfect for this show I’ve spent the last 2 years dancing around my 15 minutes of fan.

Tiger Woods has returned to his home in Orlando Fl. He has been seen exercising, and sure enough, playing Golf. It’s good to see those club used for him instead of against his head.