News Nasty’s
Well the doctor treating Tiger woods for sex addiction says Tiger is the poster boy for Sex addicts, I beg to differ, I still believe sex addicts would rather have Megan Fox on there wall then Tiger Woods,
Conan o’brien and NBC have reached an agreement, Conan will receive 32.5 million dollars to leave the tonight show, his crew will receive 7.5 million, which brings up the question, how much Booze can you buy with 32.5 million dollars, or would 32.5 million be enough to OFF Jay Leno.
NASCAR is at the center of a heated race issue -- after a driver claims he was banned from a Drive for Diversity event for looking too damn white. The driver claims NASCAR officials labeled him "the poster boy for the Ku Klux Klan" ... even though he's part Puerto Rican. In other news Lebron James has been Banned from the NBA for being to damn good.
The National Monument Foundation today proposed a male counterpart of the Statue of Liberty to "wed" Lady Liberty with a complementary statue in the South. After hearing the proposal, all 4 heads on mount Rushmore, went on drinking binges and changed there status on face book from married to Divorced.
Former Baywatch star David Hasselhoff is heading back to TV following his departure from America's Got Talent - he will use this to help his teenage daughters launch a music career. His daughters will play themselves in this program, and “as themselves” I mean they’ll be playing talking cars that drive the Hoff around while he’s drunk and need a cheese burger.
Rosie O'Donnell wants to help aid efforts following the Haiti earthquake - by looking after orphaned children while rescuers search for survivors of the disaster. In response Haiti says we’ve suffered one natural earthquake no need for a man made one.
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