News Nasty's 1/28

News Nasty’s 1/28


Actor and martial artist Jean Claude Van Damme gave up fighting in 1980, 30 years later he will step into the ring with Thai kick boxer Somluck Kamsing. Camera crews will follow his every move heading into this fight as well. He says you can expect a lot of Emotion, pain, black silk underwear, and a guaranteed win by flying round house kick.

Apple CEO Steve Jobs introduced a new product, the I-Pad. Which is a giant I-phone with no phone service? So they took a product, they already had, enlarged it and took away the main feature? The Demographic for this product was announced as well, People with big hands and no need for phone service, with 500 dollars to throw away.

Pro Wrestler Chris Jericho was arrested at a gas station in Kentucky yesterday (1-27), apparently extremely intoxicated, and riding in a cab. He was apprehended after choking out the cab driver, who he thought was the iron sheik.

Brooke Mueller wife of actor Charlie Sheen is in a Rehab center I’m told, recovering from pneumonia. When we asked the lawyer about it he said, “No not Pneumonia, Ammonia, she was out of whiskey.

The Answer is, John Edwards cheated on his wife who had cancer, had a baby with his Mistress, and got a divorce. The question, things you need on your resume to have a successful career in politics, we would have accepted also, DUI, and Gay bathroom affair.

Barack Obama had his first State of the Union speech since becoming president yesterday (1-27). Same ole sit and stand sit and stand service as usually, but the real focus is on Nancy Pelosi, for looking like every librarian ever, and Joe Biden looking like Sam the eagle from the Muppets.

Tony Galloway