News Nasty's 1/27

News Nasty’s 1/27


It’s now 6 minutes till midnight, according to the doomsday clock, the clock that determines when the world will be destroyed by nuclear war has been pushed back a minute. The Bulletin of Atomic Scientist say is was pushed back because of a more “hopeful state of world affairs” also Jay Leno going back to 11:35.

Apple has announced a new product, apparently its resembles a giant I-phone, in tablet form, That you may be able to read news papers and books digitally on, people are saying “it may not be the second coming but this is the most excitement a tablet has generated since Moses handed down the Ten Commandments, in celebration Steve Jobs CEO of apple has parted the red sea for the showing, And set George BUSH on fire.

TV star Adrian Pasdar from the hit NBC TV show hero’s was busted for a DUI, he was driving crazy at 90 miles an hour on a Los Angeles highway. The cops sensed his super powers from 20 feet away, Super Jack Daniels breathe, After NBC heard this they moved Jay Leno to when Hero’s is on and changed the title from Hero’s to People that look like the McDonalds character moon Mack, staring Jay Leno and Chuck Woolery.

General Larry Platt, the man who warmed Americas hearts with the song “Pants on the Ground” is under fire from The unknown Rap group The Green Brothers, for ripping off their song “Back Pockets on the Floor” Only God knows who will win in this Rap Battle of Originality. “In the Red Corner Act ‘in like a Fool “Pants on the Ground” and in the Blue Corner, 5 completely unknown Rappers from who cares “Back pockets on the Ground, There can only be one.

Well Susan Boyle’s home was broken into, Susan came home and saw a small boy leaving her residence. Nothing was taken. The British star said it could have been a small boy, or a Big English Leprecon. Her face got in the way.

Cuba Gooding JR showed up at an 80’s concert at the house of blues, apparently asking the crowd where all the white people were at. Little does he know, white people traded him for Wayne Brady a long time ago, and there still waiting for their money spent on RADIO.

Tony Galloway